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2011-12-18T15:16:00.000-08:00

المذيع : حتعملوا إيه في الخمرة لو حكمتوا ؟الشيخ (ببرود) : ولا حاجة حوار تخيلي :)

2011-12-14T06:16:00.000-08:00

المذيع : حتعملوا إيه في الخمرة لو حكمتوا ؟
الشيخ (ببرود) : ولا حاجة
المذيع (مندهشًا) : إزاي ولا حاجة؟
الشيخ (بابتسامة مستفزة) : زي ما قلتلك ولا حاجة
المذيع (بيبرَّق) : إزاي ؟ مش هي حرام؟
الشيخ (ببرود رهيب) : مين اللي قال؟
المذيع (منفعلاً) : حراااااااام في القرآن أنت مش مسلم ولا إيه؟
الشيخ (يا بااااي على البرود) : إيه ده هو لو قلت مش حرام أبقى مش مسلم؟ أنا قلتلك ولا حاجة
المذيع (الحلقة حتبوظ منه) : إزاااااي بس يا عم الشيخ ؟ مش هي حرام ولما اتحرمت الرسول كبَّها في الشوارع ؟
الشيخ (بكل برود) : وبعدين يعني؟
المذيع (منهارًا) : مش أنت مسلم ولازم تعمل زي ما الرسول عمل ؟
الشيخ (بابتسامة واسعة) : ما أنت طلعت حلو أهو :)

حوار تخيلي :)

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2011-12-07T07:23:00.001-08:00

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بلايك ليفلي في فستان جريء مغطي بشراشيب بيضاء

2011-11-21T12:35:00.001-08:00

 						 							
 	اصبحت الممثلة الاميركية بلايك ليفلي من ايقونات هوليوود في الاناقة  بالرغم من صغر سنها وفي الامس خلال حضورها حفل مرور 100 حلقة على مسلسل  "غوسب غيرل" الذي ساهم في شهرتها استطاعت ان تخطف الانظار في فستان جريء  بقصة غريبة من مجموعة مارشيسا الفستان يتميز بقصة اقرب الى الفن من الامام  وتكشف الكثير من لحمها حيث يتم اخفاء المنطقة الحساسة من جسدها بواسطة  شراشيب بيضاء.
 	اما بطلة المسلسل ايضا  لايتون ميستر اختارت الظهور بشكل بسيط في فستان  كريمي اللون قصير بدون اكمام وحضر الحفل ابطال المسلسل وعدد من الضيوف   لحضور الاحتفال بالحلقة المائة من مسلسل (فتاة الشائعات) في سيبرايني وول  ستريت في نيويورك.
 	 
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2011-11-18T06:45:00.001-08:00

Ungli....

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2011-11-18T06:42:00.001-08:00

The First Worlds Problem by logic

2011-11-17T06:11:00.000-08:00

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2011-11-15T15:14:00.000-08:00

54 percent of Saudis suffer from cholesterol by Alyaa ElMahdy

2011-11-15T14:25:00.001-08:00

JEDDAH:  The Saudi Heart Association revealed a study it conducted among 5,457  patients suffering from high cholesterol in the Kingdom. According to  sources, the study aimed at examining the treatments provided to  patients and their effectiveness. It also hopes to provide standards for  treatment of the disease in all hospitals.
The  association conducted the study after noting an increased number in  cases of cholesterol victims around the world and in the Kingdom, with  54 percent of the Saudi population suffering from high cholesterol  levels.
Dr. Khalid Al-Nimr, head of the Saudi Heart Association,  attributed this percentage to the lifestyle, which includes excessive  eating of unhealthy food, few physical activities, and neglecting to  check the level of cholesterol while doing general checks.
Al-Nimr  advised patients with high cholesterol levels to follow a healthy diet  and do some sport activities. This, he said, is important to reduce the  risk of having heart illnesses — the number one cause of death in the  world.
He also advised patients to strictly stick to the medications prescribed to them by doctors to minimize cholesterol levels.
The  Saudi Heart Association conducted the study with the help of local and  international bodies in order to study the level of control among  cholesterol patients in the Kingdom who are taking medications to reduce  cholesterol levels. The study will shed light on the treatment methods  in use and how much these adhere to international medical standards.
The  study also aims at increasing the level of awareness among patients who  failed to control their high levels of cholesterol, urging them to  change their lifestyle.
Al-Nimr said that results of the study  would be announced during the international conference for heart  diseases held this week by the American Heart Association in Orlando,  Florida.

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2011-11-15T05:32:00.000-08:00

How to Impress Woman !

2011-11-14T18:33:00.001-08:00

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دي كابريو يحتفل بعيد ميلاده وسط عارضات أزياء

2011-11-14T14:57:00.000-08:00

وسط  مجموعة من عارضات أزياء بيت أزياء "فيكتوريا سيكريت" احتفل النجم ليوناردو  دي كابريو بعيد ميلاده الـ37، في نيويورك سيتي يوم الجمعة.
وبخلاف ذلك، فقد حضر حفل عيد الميلاد البسيط الممثلين راسل سيمونز وبرادلي كوبر وكذلك إرميلين دي كابريو والدة ليوناردو.
وكشف  مصدر مقرب من دي كابريو لمجلة بيبول أن خمس من كبار عارضات الأزياء حضرن  الحفل، الذي كان فخما رغم عدم ازدحامه، حتى أن النجم العالمي اشترى زجاجتين  من النبيذ العتيق بقيمة 50 ألف دولار (300 ألف جنيه).

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2011-11-14T05:25:00.000-08:00

Collection of romantic love quotes from famous authors, & other romantic sources. These love quotes are simply for showing your love. Scroll down to see the romantic love quotes.

1. Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. ~ Helen Rowland

2. Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face. ~ National Lampoon

3. Every man loves two women; one is the creation of his imagination, and the other is not yet born. ~ Khalil Gibran

4. Even when I glimpse you for a moment, my tongue is stilled as speech deserts me, while a delicate fire is beneath my skin. ~ Sappho

5. Don't spend your life with someone you can live with - spend it with someone you can't live without. ~ Anon

6. Don't hold to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love. ~ Leo Buscaglia

7. How can you tell the sun not to shine, when clouds exist. How can you ask leaves not to fall when wind exists. How can you tell me not to fall in love when you exist. ~ Unknown

8. He is not a lover who does not love forever. ~ Euripides

9. Happiness is being married to your best friend. ~ Anon

10. Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be. ~ Robert Browning

11. Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling love. ~ Albert Einstein

12. Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend". ~ Anon

13. From their eyelids as they glanced dripped love. ~ Hesiod

14. Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. ~ Paul Boese

15. For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. ~ Rainer Maria Rilke

16. For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. ~ Judy Garland

17. Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. ~ Unknown

18. Don't compare our love to the flowers that only bloom on summer, instead, compare it to the river that flows forever. ~ Unknown

19. Do everything with so much love in your heart that you would never want to do it any other way. ~ Yogi Desai

20. Destiny decides who you meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life. ~ Unknown

21. A ring is round, it turns forever and that's how long we'll be together! ~ Unknown

22. A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. ~ Clarence Thomas

23. A life with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will have no roses. ~ Anonymous

24. A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. ~ Ingrid Bergman

25. A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know. ~ Mistinguett

26. A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away. ~ Bil Keane

27. You're nothing short of my everything. ~ Ralph Block

28. Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

29. But love is blind, and lovers cannot see The pretty follies that themselves commit. ~ William Shakespeare

30. Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. ~ Anonymous

31. Be of love (a little) more careful than of anything. ~ E E cummings

32. Be glad of life, because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars. ~ Unknown

33. Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. ~ Rose Franken

34. And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupery

35. And I saw the river over which every soul must pass to reach the kingdom of heaven and the name of that river was suffering: and I saw a boat which carries souls across the river and the name of that boat was love. ~ Saint John of the Cross

36. All my soul follows you, love encircles you and I live in being yours. ~ Robert Browning

37. All I need is my one star in the sky to wish for you everday. ~ Anon

38. You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry. ~ Unknown

39. You know it's love when you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams. ~ Unknown

40. You know it's love when forever is not long enough. ~ Unknown

41. You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. ~ Jean Zheng

42. You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. ~ Jonathan Carroll

43. You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her. ~ Anon

44. You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly. ~ Sam Keen

45. You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with. ~ Wayne Dyer

46. You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. ~ Amy Carmichael

47. You are just like a Rose, a lesson of beauty, to whom a memory, but forever remembered ~ A. Neilen

48. I knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry. ~ Unknown

49. I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserved it. ~ Kyle Schmidt

50. I have never regretted falling in love with anyone. I have lived and learned from everyone I know, and loved. I would not change a thing. ~ Nancy Williams

51. I give you all my love because I truly love you, but I can't give you my soul and my heart because you'll just break it apart. ~ Unknown

52. I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you. ~ Unknown

53. I don't wish to be everything to everyone rather i would like to be something to someone. ~ Unknown

54. I don't regret the things I have done or the things I have chosen not to do because what ever I've done, I must have done something right because I ended up with you. ~ Unknown

55. I don't need to be wanted, I want to be needed. ~ Unknown

56. I do not want to make reasons for you to stay, only reasons for you to return. ~ Jonivan

57. I desire nothing more than to be in your heart until forever dies. ~ Unknown

58. Words sound stupid -- look into my eyes ~ Anonymous

59. With every kiss, I feel closer to you. So close in fact, I shall kiss you again. ~ Unknown

60. Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great. ~ Unknown

61. Who, being loved, is poor? ~ Oscar Wilde

62. Where there is no love put love, and you will find love. ~ A. Sachs

63. When I first met you I was afraid to like you, now that I like you I'm afraid to love you, now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you. ~ Unknown

64. Whatever our souls are made of, yours and mine are the same. ~ Emily Bronte

65. What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. ~ Unknown

66. We've grown to be one soul - two parts; our lives so intertwined that when some passion stirs your heart, I feel the quake in mine. ~ Gloria Gaither

67. We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to comfort us along the way. ~ Marlin Finch Lupus

68. We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. ~ Agnes Repplier

69. We cannot beg someone to stay if they want to leave and be with someone else. We have to admit that love doesn't give us the license to own a person. This is what love means...sacrifice. ~ Unknown

70. Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. ~ Fredrich Halm

71. True love stories never have endings. ~ Unknown

72. To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others. ~ Anne-Sophie Swetchine

73. To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. ~ William M. Thackeray

74. Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. ~ Robert A. Heinlein

75. Love is not blind -- it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. ~ Rabbi J. Gordon

76. If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. ~ Lynda Barry

77. Don't hold to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love. ~ Leo Buscaglia

78. To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. ~ William M. Thackeray

79. To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides. ~ David Viscott

80. To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with. ~ Mark Twain

81. To be in Love is the best way to see the life at it's best! ~ Unknown

82. To be able to say how much love, is love but little. ~ Petrarch

83. Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear,too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love, time is eternity. ~ Henry Van Dyke

84. There's only one place in the world I call home, and it's because you're there. ~ Unknown

85. There's always one who loves and one who lets himself be loved. ~ W. Somerset Maugham

86. There isn't any formula or method. You learn to love by loving. ~ Aldous Huxley

87. There is the same difference in a person before and after he is in love, as there is in an unlighted lamp and one that is burning. ~ Vincent Van Gogh

88. There is no remedy for love but to love more. ~ Henry David Thoreau

89. There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

90. The work will wait while you show the child the rainbow but the rainbow won't wait while you do the work. ~ Unknown

91. The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. ~ G. K. Chesterton

92. The virtue of true love is not finding the perfect person, but loving the imperfect person perfectly. ~ Unknown

93. The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes

94. The only abnormality is the incapacity to love. ~ Anais Nin

95. The less we look with our eyes, the more we will see with our hearts. ~ Lyndsey Albrecht

96. The important thing was to love rather than to be loved. ~ W. Somerset Maugham

97. The heart is on the left but always right. ~ Unknown

98. The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're still alive. ~ O.A. Battista

99. The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose. ~ Unknown

100. That best portion of a good man's life; his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. ~ William WordsWorth

101. Sometimes somebody says something really small and it just fits into this empty place in your heart. ~ Unknown

102. Sometimes it's hard to love someone because you're so afraid of losing them. ~ Jean Zheng

103. Sometimes I wonder if life is really worth it, then I look at your smile and I know it is. ~ Anon

104. Someone has stolen my heart and you are the highest on my list of suspects. ~ Unknown

105. Some joys are better expressed in silence as a smile holds more meaning than words. I was asked if i enjoy having you in my life..I just smiled! ~ Unknown

106. Shake hands and rancor will disappear. Give presents to each other and love each other and enmity will disappear. ~ Muhammad (PBUH)

107. Romance is like chess-one false move and you're mated. ~ Unknown

108. Perhaps LOVE is the process of me leading you gently back to yourself. ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupery

109. People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. ~ Douglas Yates

110. People need loving the most when they deserve it the least. ~ John Harrigan

111. One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. ~ Sophocles

112. One must learn to love and go through a good deal of suffering to get to it... and the journey is always towards the other soul... ~ D. H. Lawrence

113. One does not fall 'in' or 'out' of love. One grows in love. ~ Leo Buscaglia

114. One day you will ask me which is more important? my life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. ~ Khalil Gibran

115. Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. ~ Charles M. Schulz

116. Never underestimate the amazing power of love to change hearts and mindsets. Love can even give fresh inspiration to tackle what seems to be impossible. ~ Unknown

117. Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command. ~ Alan Watts

118. Never marry but for love; but see that thou lovest what is lovely. ~ William Penn

119. More than kisses, letters mingle souls. ~ John Donne

120. Loving you is like breathing, how can I stop. ~ Unknown

121. Love leads to devotion and devotion is the key to success. ~ Anonymous

122. Love knows not its depth till the hour of separation. ~ Khalil Gibran

123. Love is, above all, the gift of oneself. ~ Jean Anouilh

124. Love is when you look into someone's eyes, and see everything you need. ~ Unknown

125. Love is when you give 60% and take 40%. ~ Unknown

126. Love is trembling happiness. ~ Khalil Gibran

127. Love is timeless, it is the memory of past, the happiness of today and the promise of tomorrow. ~ Unknown

128. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. ~ H. L. Mencken

129. Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. ~ Sam Shepard

130. Love is the fairest flower that blooms in God's Garden. ~ Anon

131. Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. ~ Robert A. Heinlein

132. Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear,too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice,but for those who love, time is eternity. ~ Henry Van Dyke

133. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. You only need a heart full of grace. A soul generated by love. ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

134. That best portion of a good man's life; his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. ~ William WordsWorth

135. In this world of extremes, we can only love too little. ~ Rich Cannarella

136. When I first met you I was afraid to like you, now that I like you I'm afraid to love you, now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you. ~ Unknown

137. People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. ~ Douglas Yates

138. I knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry. ~ Unknown

139. Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. ~ Paul Boese

140. Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. ~ Toni Morrison

141. Love is not love until love's vulnerable. ~ Theodore Roethke

142. Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds. ~ William Shakespeare

143. Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone - but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding. ~ Bette Davis

144. Love is not blind -- it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. ~ Rabbi J. Gordon

145. Love is not about who you live with.. its about who you can't live without. ~ Aesop

146. Love is more easily demonstrated than defined. ~ Anon

147. Love is like standing in wet cement , the longer you stay the harder to leave and u can never leave without leaving your marks behind. ~ Unknown

148. Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart. ~ Unknown

149. Love is like a violin, the music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever. ~ Unknown

150. Love is like a tranquil breeze that sweeps over my soul making me whole. ~ Unknown

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2011-11-13T14:43:00.001-08:00

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2011-10-24T07:46:00.001-07:00

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10 Amazing Sex World Records

2011-10-19T19:07:00.001-07:00

From  an 82-year-old prostitute to a 500 people orgy and the world's gang  bang record, meet some of the weirdest sex world records you may not see in the Guinness Book.

 World's Largest Penis – 13.5 inThe official  rank of the largest penis belongs to a man measured and documented by  Dr. Robert Dickinson in the earlier part of the twentieth century. This  record-holding penis was 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length and 6.25 inches  (16 cm) in circumference.

But the living owner of the world's biggest human penis is Jonah Falcon. Falcon's 13-5 inch member has been measured for a TV special, making him one of the few guys who can back up his bodily boasts. (Link 1 | Link 2)

 World's Largest Vagina – 19 inThe  Largest Vagina most likely belonged to Scottish giantess Anna Swan  (1846-1888), a remarkable woman who set a number of records relating to  her bulk. Born normally sized, she began growing at a prodigious rate in  childhood, finally reaching a maximum height of 7' 8" at age 19.  Capitalizing on her huge size, she joined a side show and toured the  country, where she met and fell in love with Captain Martin Bates,  another giant who measured over 7 feet tall. They wed in 1872, making  them the tallest married couple in the world, a record that still stands  today. The couple settled down into married life, built a mansion  filled with enormous furniture, including an 11' by 7' bed where they  consummated their union. On June 18, 1879, she gave birth to the largest  baby in history, weighing 26 lbs. and 34 inches in length—so large, in  fact, that it became tightly wedged in her capacious tract, only  extricated by the use of forceps and belts. The child did not survive  the rigors of birth, but a cast was made, still on display at the  Cleveland Museum of Health. Generally the largest part of an infant is  the head. We know that the tyke's cranium measured about 19 inches  (48cm) in circumference, hence we compute the minimum dilation of Swan's  passage as 6 inches, or just over 15 cm. That's pretty wide—the normal  dilation for childbirth is 10 cm. (Link)

 World's Most Prolific Mother (69 babies)Feodor  Vassilyev (1707-1782), was a peasant from Shuya, Russia. Though not  noteworthy himself, his first wife, Valentina Vassilyeva, set the record  for most children birthed by a single  woman. She gave birth to total of 69 children; however, few other  details are known of her life, such as her date of birth or death. She  gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, 7 sets of triplets and 4 sets of  quadruplets between 1725 and 1765, in a total of 27 births. 67 of the 69  children born survived infancy. The modern world record for giving birth is held by Leontina Albina from San Antonio, Chile. Now in her mid-sixties, she claims to be the mother of 64 children. Of these, 55 are documented. The mother  with the greatest number of kids that are not tiwns is Livia Ionce.  This Romanian woman, 44, gave birth to her 18th child in Canada in 2008.  (Link)

 World's Biggest Distance for a Jet  of Semen – 18 ftHorst  Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in (6 m) with a 'substantial' amount of  seminal fluid. He also holds the records for the greatest height (12 ft  4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with  42.7mph. (Link)

 World's Oldest Prostitute – 82-year-oldProstitution  is commonly known as the world's oldest profession. Meanwhile police in  Tai Pei estimate an 82 -year-old nicknamed "Grandma" to be the oldest  living, working prostitute. Chiu went into the business about 40 years  ago, after a man she had lived with for two decades died. She stays in  the business charging ten or twenty times less than others prostitutes. (Link)

 World's Biggest Orgy – 250 couplesJapan  has successfully set a new world record – having 250 men and 250 women  consent to have sex in the same place at the same time, completing the  world's biggest orgy! The Orgy was held in a warehouse with a  professional camera crew taking pictures  and recording the entire event. Each sex act and position was  choreographed so that couples were simultaneous in their actions.  Despite the "orgy" label, the 250 couples (all tested STD-free) featured  in the video have sex only with each other and not with any other  couple. The entire event is available for purchase on DVD. (Link 1 | Link 2)

 World's Biggest Gang Bang – 919 guys in the same dayLisa Sparxxx is a noted American pornographic actress. She had sex with 919 guys in a single day, setting a world record. Specifically, it occurred during Eroticon 2004, a Polish convention  that celebrates exactly what its title suggests, as part of the Third  Annual World Gangbang Championship. This wasn't just some publicity  stunt either; the coveted "World Gang Bang Record" had changed "hands"  back in 2002 and 2003, when the number reached was 646 and 759,  respectively. (Link)

 World's Longest Man Masturbation – 10 hoursA man by the name of Masanobu Sato attended the 2009 World Masturbate-a-thon held by the Center for Sex & Culture in San Francisco  and set the world record for longest session by jerking it for 9 hours  and 58 minutes. He came all the way from Japan just for the event, armed  with a wide variety of sexual aids, and the record he was beating was his own. Last year he set the record with 9 hours and 33 minutes. (Link)

 World's Strongest Vagina - lifts 31 lbs with her vaginaMeet  Tatiata Kozhevnikova, the 42-year-old Russian woman with the world's  strongest vagina. No, seriously, she broke records to attain that title.  Incredibly enough, she lifted 14 kilograms worth of weights-- almost 31  pounds-- to achieve such notoriety. She has been exercising her  intimate muscles for fifteen  years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of  Records as the possessor of the world's strongest vagina. "After I had a  child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao  and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using  wooden balls," she said.

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 World's Oldest Father – 90-year-oldThe  world's oldest father has done it again, fathering a child for at least  the 21st time, at the age of 90. Indian farmer Nanu Ram Jogi, who is  married to his fourth wife, boasts he does not want to stop, and plans  to continue producing children until he is 100. Mr Jogi admits he is not  certain how many children his series of four wives have borne him - but  counts at least 12 sons and nine daughters and 20 grandchildren. (Link)

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2011-10-18T01:49:00.001-07:00

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2011-10-08T15:25:00.001-07:00

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World Record: 13 Dogs Jumping Rope At The Same Time , the incredible clip.

2011-10-04T17:05:00.000-07:00

سئل أحد الحكماء عن المرأة فاخذ نفسا عميقا و قال

2011-10-03T22:32:00.001-07:00

سئل أحد الحكماء عن المرأة فاخذ نفسا عميقا و قال : هى قبل الزواج أنثي و بعد الزواج .... أنسى. و سئلت أحد الحكيمات عن الرجل فاخذت نفسا عميقا و قالت ..... الرجل قبل الزواج فارس و بعد الزواج ..... فاكس
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مين شاف محمود بكر مع ابراهيم عيسىحلقه مسخره

2011-10-01T03:30:00.000-07:00

محمود بكر
مين شاف محمود بكر مع ابراهيم عيسى
حلقه مسخره
لكن استوقفنى كلام محمود بكر لما قال الانتخابات الرئاسيه القادمه لن ينظر فيها الشعب للاشخاص بل للبرنامج فليه ميتحدش المرشحين دول وكل اتنين يتحدوا ويتفقوا ويقولوا ان واحد حيبقى الرئيس والتانى النائب والتالت وزير الخارجيه
وقلت فى عقل بالى دى فكره عبقريه لكن هل هؤلاء مع مدى كونهم اناس مثقفين ونفترض فيهم انهم بيفهموا هل ستغلب عليهم مصلحة الوطن ليفعلوا ذلك ام ستغلب عليهم مصالحهم

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YouTube - Utopia "Ethics Revolution"

2011-09-26T03:32:00.001-07:00

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Before and after Marriage

2011-09-26T03:12:00.001-07:00

‪♥ Before Marriage ♥
Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
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.........Girl: Do you love me?
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Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
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Girl: Will you kiss me?
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♥ After marriage Read It backwrds!‬

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YouTube - Hello by Lionel Richie

2011-09-23T18:37:00.001-07:00

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17 Worst Habits for Your Heart

2011-09-23T07:51:00.001-07:00

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Latest Jobs Posted On Linked5.com

2011-09-22T19:13:00.001-07:00

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YouTube - Life Requiem by Jimmy G

2011-09-22T18:44:00.000-07:00

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YouTube - Monatov - منى توف - Monatov - GaddafiLeaks قذافى ليكس

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How to set up a healthy sleep environment

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Great Naughty T-Shirts.. (+18)

2011-09-21T05:33:00.001-07:00

Raat ki khamoshi ( Heart Break Indian SMS )

2011-09-20T18:44:00.001-07:00

Raat ki khamoshi

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Raat ki khamoshi raas nahi aati
Meri parchayi bhi ab mere paas nahi aati

Kuch aati hai toh bas teri yaad
Jo aakar ek pal bhi mujhse door nahi jaati..

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Raat gujri phir mehekti subah ayi,
Dil dhadka phir tumhari yaad ayi,

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Aankhon ki zuban wo samaj nahi pate
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‎Water on mars nasa images

2011-09-20T01:59:00.001-07:00

‎Water on mars,,!!!

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هالي بيري و حميمية في المياه مع حبيبها وتعرض جسدها بالبكيني

2011-09-16T16:54:00.001-07:00

شوهدت الممثلة السمراء هالي بيري 45 عاما في رحلة رومانسية مع حبيبها الفرنسي الممثل اوليفر مارتينز في عطلة عائلية في مايوركا، اسبانيا.
ورصد الثنائي داخل المياه يقبلان ويتعانقان ويتهامسان ثم صعدت هالي على الصخور على الشاطىء وكشفت عن جسدها التي تحسد عليه بالبكيني في بكيني بلون البنفسجي الغامق.
وكانت ابنة هالي "نهلة " 3 اعوام والمربية برفقة هالي واويلفر في هذه الرحلة الرومانسية.

بعد ان لفتت طيازها انظار العالم في زفاف شقيقتها..حياة بيبا ميدلتون في فيلم

2011-09-15T19:56:00.001-07:00

يستعد عالم السينما والتلفزيون إلى تحويل سيرة حياة بيبا ميدلتون، شقيقة دوقة كامبرج كايت ميدلتون إلى فيلم يروي كيف تحولت الشابة من فتاة عادية إلى محطّ أنظار بريطانيا والعالم بعد إطلالتها في حفل زفاف شقيقتها والأمير ويليام.

وذكرت صحيفة "دايلي ستار" البريطانية اليوم الأربعاء أن المنتجين الذين يعملون على إعداد الفيلم يبحثون عن ممثلة تتمتع بمؤخرة بارزة مثل بيبا التي سحرت الإعلام البريطاني بتقاطيع جسدها خلال الزفاف الملكي في نيسان/أبريل الماضي.

وقد سبقت شركة "أوديسي فيديو" الشركات الأخرى على انتاج الفيلم عن بيبا، وكشف مؤسس الشركة البريطانية أدريان مونسي أن العمل بدأ على انتاج فيلم مدته 50 دقيقة حول الأخت الصغرى لدوقة كامبرج.

وقال مونسي "نعمل بسرعة على إعداد وثائقي من 50 دقيقة حول بيبا".

ولفت مسؤولون في الشركة الى انهم تلقوا طلبات من معجبين في الولايات المتحدة واليابان وسكاندينافيا لإعداد الفيلم.

كيف تتبرع لمسلمى الصومال عن طريق هاتفك المحمول

2011-09-02T22:05:00.001-07:00

اخواننا فى الدين و الانسانية يموتون فى الصومال

هل لك ان تتصور ان انسان يفقد حياته

من اجل شربة ماء او كسرة خبز

هل لك ان تتصور شعور ام او اب و هما يفقدان ابنهما و هو بحاجة لرشفة من اللبن

يا شباب الموضوع فى منتهى السهولة رسالة فاضية بخمسة جنيه لرقم 9596 و المعونات تصل على طائرة أسبوعيا إلى مسلمى الصومال عن طريق اتحاد الأطباء العرب و المجلس العسكري

ارسل الآن رسالة خالية الى 9596

صدقنى لن تندم

و ربما يعم الخير عليك و على اسرتك و بلدك و يستجيب الله لدعائك و دعائنا من اجل رسالة واحدة او اكثر

جزاكم الله خير الجزاء

انشرها فى الدال على الخير كفاعله

فيديو جامد جدا عن ثعلب يدفن نفسه فى الثلج

2011-06-30T14:47:00.000-07:00

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2011-06-30T14:34:00.000-07:00

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Image : The World As People Think

المذيع : حتعملوا إيه في الخمرة لو حكمتوا ؟الشيخ (ببرود) : ولا حاجة حوار تخيلي :)

A paradise in Maldives

بلايك ليفلي في فستان جريء مغطي بشراشيب بيضاء

Ungli.... Ek College

wrong time photo - Funny images

The First Worlds Problem by logic

Have you ever seen Minus Yahoo inbox mail - watch here by PAM Andreson

54 percent of Saudis suffer from cholesterol by Alyaa ElMahdy

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How to Impress Woman !

دي كابريو يحتفل بعيد ميلاده وسط عارضات أزياء

150 Love Quotes Collection..

The new iBoobs lineup.

Show me your Money face Images

THE ROOTS OF VIOLENCE

How Much Do You Love Me ?

Hey, Get Off! Video funny link

10 Amazing Sex World Records

World's Largest Penis – 13.5 in

World's Largest Vagina – 19 in

World's Most Prolific Mother (69 babies)

World's Biggest Distance for a Jet of Semen – 18 ft

World's Oldest Prostitute – 82-year-old

World's Biggest Orgy – 250 couples

World's Biggest Gang Bang – 919 guys in the same day

World's Longest Man Masturbation – 10 hours

World's Strongest Vagina - lifts 31 lbs with her vagina

World's Oldest Father – 90-year-old

AT&T Advertisements.. ( Awesome )

The Painter Elephants.. ( Awesome )

Mandi ki maar - Desi SMS

World Record: 13 Dogs Jumping Rope At The Same Time , the incredible clip.

سئل أحد الحكماء عن المرأة فاخذ نفسا عميقا و قال

مين شاف محمود بكر مع ابراهيم عيسىحلقه مسخره

YouTube - Utopia "Ethics Revolution"

Before and after Marriage

YouTube - Hello by Lionel Richie

17 Worst Habits for Your Heart

Latest Jobs Posted On Linked5.com

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YouTube - Life Requiem by Jimmy G

YouTube - Monatov - منى توف - Monatov - GaddafiLeaks قذافى ليكس

How to set up a healthy sleep environment

Great Naughty T-Shirts.. (+18)

Raat ki khamoshi ( Heart Break Indian SMS )

‎​Water on mars nasa images

هالي بيري و حميمية في المياه مع حبيبها وتعرض جسدها بالبكيني

البيت بيتك

بعد ان لفتت طيازها انظار العالم في زفاف شقيقتها..حياة بيبا ميدلتون في فيلم

كيف تتبرع لمسلمى الصومال عن طريق هاتفك المحمول

فيديو جامد جدا عن ثعلب يدفن نفسه فى الثلج

قصـة مؤثــرة جـدا

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