Poems written by husband to wife

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.



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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.



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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.



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The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn't it rain on you?



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Roses are red, Violets are blue

monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

not in cage but laughing at you.


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most popular

Who's the most popular guy at a nude beach?
The guy who can carry two cups of coffee and seven donuts.

Who's the most popular girl at a nude beach?
The girl who can eat the seventh donut.

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Man asks a wish to DEVIL. "Pls make me such a thing that i suck blood of all the beautiful women in this world".

Devil said "AMEN" and Immediately man turned to CARE FREE ( Sanitary Napkin).

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A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique.

'2 inches more & I will be a king.'

Suddenly the wife comes in and says'2 inches less and you will be a queen!'

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Gujju women at chawpati stall.

First Lady: Mane Chat.

Second Lady : Mane Ragado.

Third Lady: Pehllun Chat Ane Pache Ragado

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2 rows Laughs

English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor" Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!

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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar,This is my sardarni,He is my kid,& she is my kidney.

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"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"Do u want a documentary proof ??Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u !!!

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Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is RespectAt her LIPS is LoveCHEEKis HeroismNECK is LustBUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.

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