A Toilet is like a committee meeting.People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately DROP THE MATTER.
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Groucho: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children?Mrs. Smith: Yes, thirteen.Groucho: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?Mrs. Smith: Well, I love my husband.Groucho: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the fieldTeacher : How?Student : Ladies first.
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Wife: Honey...... What are you looking for?Husband: Nothing.Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour...??Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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