You are very special to me

You are very special to me.
I don't want to lose a friend like you.
I always pray that you should be safe.
So please
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Be careful whenever you jump from tree to tree.

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Tell me why are you avoiding me these days?
Did I do anything wrong?
Please stay in touch with me atlest once in a day
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Yours lovingly,
Bathing Soap

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One Man's Dilemma...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, A button fell off.
After that, I picked up my briefcase, And the handle fell off.
Then I went to open the door, and the Doorknob fell off.
I went to get into my car, and the door Handle came off in my hand.

Now I'm afraid to pee.

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