January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!! !.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!! !
March - Got really excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm... ..car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.
Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911...."duh"........ there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
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